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Dear Kelso, you are so slim and trim. How do you keep your figure?
- Big Bob
Dear Big Bob, I like to run to the mailbox and back a few times. Sometimes I'll take a detour up a tree and see how long I can hold on. Get a good pair of running shoes for arch support.
Dear Kelso, how many times a day can I chew on catnip? My owner only gives it to me once a day and I feel like I should indulge at my own will
- Catnip Cravings
Dear Catnip Cravings, as long as you get your chores done and maintain your appearance- have at it. Beware that excessive catnip munching can lead to fighting and chronic moodiness with other cats and yourself.
Dear Kelso, what is the best way to get to the great outdoors?
- Cabin Fever
Dear Cabin Fever, simply linger around the door, lounge, look cute, lick your fur, etc. When you hear footsteps to the door, crouch down and make a run for it behind your unsuspecting mom.
Dear Kelso, how do you keep your fur so shiny? - Dry in LA
Dear Dry in LA, I try to get a good lick
in once a day. Try some hair ball
formula if you are siamese.
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